The Cornucopia Public House

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Adress: 39 Marine Parade, Southend On Sea, SS1 2EN

Phone: +44 1702 460770

Michelle B.

16 August 2026

"Reputably the smallest pub in Essex" is proudly painted outside.

It did indeed look small, with a bit of outside seating on the prom.

Not one to ignore a small boozer, we approach the door, only to see a Red Neon sign on the front door. 'Exotic dancers, Mon-Tues-Weds-Thurs'. I can't believe we found this place on a Sunday.

A small pub fill of middle aged men poking out their beer bellies. Ok selection of beers. I probably wouldn't return, but it is reputably the smallest pub in Essex and has a creepy Dummy in the window.
Hesseh S.

14 August 2026

Well its certainly a small pub not the smallest in the world . Its a bit tatty and the zebra pattern seats don't really fit in with the dark wood decor . But it does have three real ales on at the cheapest I have found in Essex . Drinking a 6.6 for £3.10 :) . So its alright as far as I am concerned .